Fucking Jonathan Toews, the only reason I lost the series. It was a hard battle all the way to game seven. I think I actually broke a sweat. It's hard to lose after playing two seasons around 170 games only to get to western conference finals, just short of the playoff finals. I did get four offers from other teams though, I took Boston. See ya later Ducks. This is going to be the third season now, I started almost three years ago. Mostly won't play again for a few months. Maybe never if I get the newer version.
So Playstation Network is still down in Canada, while in Alberta at least. I haven't been researching it lately, just don't care about what they say about it, just what they do about it. Once it's up and running, with the store working, giving me free shit. I will be happy. It's a really good thing that Sony doesn't charge for online, if they did they did, I don't think they would have any now. Well we will see what happens.
I just finished watching the Prince of Persia Movie, and I have to say it is pretty cool. I was never a huge fan of the game series. There were okay, i guess, just wasn't something I could get into. The movie on the other hand was better. Produced by Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer, the same as the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Prince Dastan, and Gemma Arterton as Princess Tamina. The movie is a retelling of the game series, even though it incorporates elements of all three games, it is a different story. The visuals at the first major battle really feel like a video game, but other then that, there really isn't much.
Video games turned movies, quite frankly are pieces of shit. Go out and rent the Mario Bros. movie and tell me what you think. Okay there is a few that did well, there is almost as many Resident Evil movie as games now. I did like the first one and the third one, the others not so much. The DOOM movie, I was partial to, it wasn't that great and for fuck sakes, The Rock? The ending is cool, how it goes into First Person view. I think they should re so the Mortal Kombat movie and actually make it bad ass.
Well, we all know, when going to watch a video game, to not expect too much from it.
Until just recently, sex in video games have been pretty tame, and really still is. I don’t understand why violence, cruel language and racism is bountiful in video games. Sex on the other hand is just too much? Most people engage in some form of sexual activities in their daily lives. Some people thrive for sex or a mate anyways, get an education, good job, nice house and car just to impress the opposite sex. I hope most people don’t thrive to achieve, in order of violence, hate and all that is bad. I am not saying we need to tone down the violence in games, just up the boobage.
In the beginning of gaming history, with the shitty graphics, it must have been hard to incorporate sexuality into the plot. One of the earliest moments of sex was in the Atari 2600 game Clusters Revenge. In said game, your are rewarded with some hot squaw action. Once Nintendo Entertainment System came out, sex and nudity was stricken for a while. This is were accidental porn was found in a wide variety of games. Lets not for get Mario and Peach, why else do you think Mario would risk his life and limb, if it wasn’t for that Peach ass. What about Link sleeping around on Zelda? We all know how the girl in town “restores” his health.
This obviously is just how perverts, like me, see games. This is nudity in games from the 80s and 90s. You really have to look for it and lots of times it goes unnoticed. Japanese games have more then the North American games. I have seen some cocks in Japanese games. It slips through to North America as well, remember Rampage: World Tour? When the Lizzy character dies, she shrinks down to normal human size, naked. For a quick moment you can see her bits, nipples, bush and all. This also happens to the male characters of the game and you see virtual cock. I couldn’t believe this was missed by the ratings board in the first place, but even I missed it until it was pointed out to me.
Since the dawn of video games, there has been sexual related codes or mods for games. Like Ring of Power for SEGA Genesis. With a cheat code of holding down all three buttons and start, while restarting the system. You get Naughty Dog’s X rated logo. How about the Tomb Raider’s naked Lara patch or BloodRayne’s “JuggyDanceSquad” cheat, which increases the breast size of the main character. There is tons of games with nude mods, Max Payne, Tomb Raider, The Sims, World of Warcraft and Half life just to name a few.
Lets talk about 3DO, the game console with the lowest remembrance around. It was well known for it adult themed games. Vivid Interactive ( not a clue if there is any relation to Vivid Video) had a whole host of games. “Sex” was a complete title for one of them, The Coven, Immortal Desires, Super Models Go Wild, Blonde Justice and Love Bites are some of the shitty games made on this good idea. Many of these games are just really bad soft core porn. In “Sex” the nudity is just nipples, the act of sex looks extremely fake. The girls are from the late 80s and early 90s. The hair is awful, and these girl are not sexy by today’s standards.
With Playstation new to the market, what kind of sexy themes can Sony dish out. Well one game that comes to mind is Fear Effect, mostly Fear Effect 2. There is a strong lesbian undertones, and there is a girl on girl scene in a elevator. This was a huge step for sexuality in video games. There is no nudity but you do see the girls in their underwear, even a shot of panties falling down calves. I was around 13 years old when this game came out and I pretty sure I stored the elevator scene in my spank bank.
With the evolution of media, on all fronts, porn was becoming more and more “hardcore” compared to the playboy of the 80s. Sex in advertisements were working good to sell products. Sex was everywhere, on TV, magazines and even video games. Old game ads for SEGA or Atari were full of giant texts explaining the processing powers and features of the console. Well at the turn of the millennium, advertisement changed a little, basic formula of place product close to an extremely attractive barely clad hottie. I’m sold. Games were adding sex appeal into many games now. The Dead or Alive ad campaign was as sexy as the game series, spawning spin off titles such as DOA Volleyball. Japanese games always had a little more race then ours, but Japan’s Sexy Beach series takes the cake. These games are made up of hot Japanese girls in the smallest swimsuits, as you play mini games involving giving “sun screen” bukkakes, or deep throating a popsicle. Oh Japan.
Today’s games are almost to my standards in the sex department. There is sex in a ton of games now and nudity is starting to appear in mainstream titles, with a lot less controversy. The public is still bitching, but really, watch some TV and tell me what you see. Video games are not just for kids anymore, we have grown up and so have games. There is a few adult game with a very grown up feel to them. One thing about being an adult is we have sex. Sex is less of a tactic to bring in male teens sales. Heavy Rain is a very good game targeting an adult audience, nudity is in the game quite a bit. The nudity isn’t the main part of the game but the non gamer world was in a up roar about it. Mostly with the stripper scene, even though there is a full blown interactive sex scene, as you control the undressing of Madison. The sex scene is very classy and you don’t see anything rude. In fact the sex scene in Indigo Prophecy is more graphic, you get to see some ass and a full shot of some steamy sex action.
We didn’t even mention PC games, I remember one of my first video game sex experiences was the strip club part in Duke Nukem 3D. You could flash some cash at a stripper and she would flash you tasselled titties. In exchange you could shoot her and she explodes in gore and cash. I am sure the up and coming Duke Nukem Forever game will deliver some good amounts of sex appeal. PC games could get away with a lot more then console games. I didn’t play many PC games so I can’t really get too deep into sex and PC games. Virtual Jenna is something I looked in to, it is really a porn game in the up most fashion. You are in the director’s seat, shooting a modern style porn. You control position, partners, toys and environments. I am big porn fan and found this game amazing. The graphics are decent but not great by today’s standard.
Well, there is so much more then what we talked about, but we did cover a brief history of the pervert moments in gaming. The beginning, when it was hidden or only slightly referenced, like the playboys you found under your dad’s bed as a young boy. Video games grew up the same time I did, and we were both had a serge of hormones at the same time. These were confusing times for both of us. Now that we are grown up, we have distinct tastes and fantasies. We are both more responsible and don’t get into as much trouble now. I am excited to see how the role of sex leads in the future of gaming.
I would do the one on the left
Sorry girls, there isn’t much in this for you. I did include some penis shots but really it isn’t sexy. I am curious of the female gamers mindset. They are a rare breed and you don’t meet many serious girl gamers. I would love there input on the subject. Well I believe that is all for now. Have fun gaming, just play it safe and wrap your tool, fool.
P.S. Here are bunch of pictures I just can't fix in, enjoy.
What the fuck! PSN is still down in my region. Last Sunday, we were told that, with in the week the problem would be fixed. I know, it's only been three days but I thought for sure it would only be a couple of days, max. There is rumors that Japan is back online, but I would have no idea, could maybe facebook a friend of mine over there. Sony hasn't made any statement since the report, last Sunday, but people are hoping everything will be up by the weekend. I have also heard rumors of people trying to sue Sony will accusations of credit card theft. Far as I know there has been no records of credit card fraud and it is most likely, just greedy swine looking
for free money.
The other day, I received my order from JJ Games, I ordered a SEGA 32x and DOOM 32x. DOOM was in surprisingly good condition, but the 32x was just the system, no cables, power adapter, or docking sleeve. I knew I had a extra power cord, but finding a 32x connection cable is almost impossible without internet assistance. I might have to eBay one. I was really excited to play DOOM on console but I will have to wait now.
What you see here is what I got..
My friend has a Intellivision with close to twenty games in really good condition, everything is in working order. He has two games that are worth an okay price, mint condition. It's worth, all together, close to seventy bucks used. Mint condition, in the original shrink wrap close to 250 big ones. I am looking into, if there is a way to refurbishment the condition of the boxes. If there was a way to make the boxes look better, to get creases out, etc. I doubt there is, once time has taken it's toll there is not going back.
All in all, I have a new SEGA 32x and a pretty good copy of DOOM 32x. DOOM is one of my favorite game series and having every version would make me happy, as a collector. An entire id software collection would be amazing. Anyways, I got to get back to gaming. I'm the playoffs, in EA's NHL 09. I really don't want to get out before the western finals this time. Peace out...
Thor: God of Thunder (PS3/Xbox360/Wii/DS) Developers: Liquid Entertainment (PS3/Xbox360)
Red Fly Studios (Wii) Publishers: Sega Release: May 3rd 2011
It’s hard to predict if a video game rendition of a movie rendition of a comic… Most movie video games kinda suck balls. I have played a few good ones, one of the Spiderman games was pretty awesome. Tranformers’s multiplayer was surprisingly good. Were does Thor match up? I don’t even know about the movie, the Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk were off the hook. Both are hard to judge, could be hit and miss.
DualPen Sports (3DS) Developers: indieszero Publishers: Namco Bandai Games Release: May 3rd 2011
I really want to try it game. I really liked Wii Sports, only played the first one. Actually a fun party game, it’s no Mario Party. The party aspect of the game will be lost, unless it has a wi-fi multiplayer. Even if it does online DS play is fucking terrible.
Gun Loco (Xbox360) Developers: Square Enix Publishers: Square Enix Release: May 3rd 2011 CANCELED???
This looked like a very good game. I run and gun kill fest, involving Criminals on a abandoned prison planet. You could choose between three escaped convicts, shooting their way to survival and find a way to escape the planet. The game was to be a collaboration between the Japanese publisher and a Hong Kong toymaker called Brothersfree. The characters in the game were all originally sculpted as articulated action figures. Unfortunately Square Enix pulled the plug on this one, giving no reason for doing so. I guess the action figures will not get there video game.
Sony announced today that Playstation Network is be back up this week. The fix is happening at different times for different regions around the world. I know I will be checking every few hours, once you can sign back in, there will be a mandatory update and you will be asked to change your password. Playstation Store will be down for a little longer, coming back up sometime this month. Once back up, Sony will be giving out "selected PlayStation entertainment content for free download," 30 days free membership to PlayStation Plus for new and current PS Plus subscribers and 30 days free service to Qriocity subscribers. The "Welcome Back" offerings will be "rolled out over the coming weeks."
What is Sony doing so this won't happen again? Well Sony is appointing a new position of Chief Information Security Officer whom will be reporting directly to Shinji Hasejima, Chief Information Officer of Sony Corporation. Plus Sony has been working closely with several security firms and have new security measures in place to detect intrusions to the network.
The new security measures include "automated software monitoring and configuration management to help defend against new attacks," enhanced levels of data protection, encryption and software that can detect intrusions within the network. There's also more firewalls. Sony has even gone as far as moving to a new data center in a location that "has been under construction and development for several months."
As for credit card numbers, Sony will provide users with complimentary assistance to enroll in identity theft protection services. Still get you shit changed ASAP. Sony mentioned that there had been no confirmed credit card thefts. Still that is some fucked up shit. So what do you think of Sony now?
Until just recently, sex in video games have been pretty tame, and really still is. I don’t understand why violence, cruel language and racism is bountiful in video games. Sex on the other hand is just too much? Most people engage in some form of sexual activities in their daily lives. Some people thrive for sex or a mate anyways, get an education, good job, nice house and car just to impress the opposite sex. I hope most people don’t thrive to achieve, in order of violence, hate and all that is bad. I am not saying we need to tone down the violence in games, just up the boobage.
This obviously is just how perverts, like me, see games. This is nudity in games from the 80s and 90s. You really have to look for it and lots of times it goes unnoticed. Japanese games have more then the North American games. I have seen some cocks in Japanese games. It slips through to North America as well, remember Rampage: World Tour? When the Lizzy character dies, she shrinks down to normal human size, naked. For a quick moment you can see her bits, nipples, bush and all. This also happens to the male characters of the game and you see virtual cock. I couldn’t believe this was missed by the ratings board in the first place, but even I missed it until it was pointed out to me.
Since the dawn of video games, there has been sexual related codes or mods for games. Like Ring of Power for SEGA Genesis. With a cheat code of holding down all three buttons and start, while restarting the system. You get Naughty Dog’s X rated logo. How about the Tomb Raider’s naked Lara patch or BloodRayne’s “JuggyDanceSquad” cheat, which increases the breast size of the main character. There is tons of games with nude mods, Max Payne, Tomb Raider, The Sims, World of Warcraft and Half life just to name a few. 
Today’s games are almost to my standards in the sex department. There is sex in a ton of games now and nudity is starting to appear in mainstream titles, with a lot less controversy. The public is still bitching, but really, watch some TV and tell me what you see. Video games are not just for kids anymore, we have grown up and so have games. There is a few adult game with a very grown up feel to them. One thing about being an adult is we have sex. Sex is less of a tactic to bring in male teens sales. Heavy Rain is a very good game targeting an adult audience, nudity is in the game quite a bit. The nudity isn’t the main part of the game but the non gamer world was in a up roar about it. Mostly with the stripper scene, even though there is a full blown interactive sex scene, as you control the undressing of Madison. The sex scene is very classy and you don’t see anything rude. In fact the sex scene in Indigo Prophecy is more graphic, you get to see some ass and a full shot of some steamy sex action.
We didn’t even mention PC games, I remember one of my first video game sex experiences was the strip club part in Duke Nukem 3D. You could flash some cash at a stripper and she would flash you tasselled titties. In exchange you could shoot her and she explodes in gore and cash. I am sure the up and coming Duke Nukem Forever game will deliver some good amounts of sex appeal. PC games could get away with a lot more then console games. I didn’t play many PC games so I can’t really get too deep into sex and PC games. Virtual Jenna is something I looked in to, it is really a porn game in the up most fashion. You are in the director’s seat, shooting a modern style porn. You control position, partners, toys and environments. I am big porn fan and found this game amazing. The graphics are decent but not great by today’s standard.
What the fuck! PSN is still down in my region. Last Sunday, we were told that, with in the week the problem would be fixed. I know, it's only been three days but I thought for sure it would only be a couple of days, max. There is rumors that Japan is back online, but I would have no idea, could maybe facebook a friend of mine over there. Sony hasn't made any statement since the report, last Sunday, but people are hoping everything will be up by the weekend. I have also heard rumors of people trying to sue Sony will accusations of credit card theft. Far as I know there has been no records of credit card fraud and it is most likely, just greedy swine looking
