Game Porn

Until just recently, sex in video games have been pretty tame, and really still is. I don’t understand why violence, cruel language and racism is bountiful in video games. Sex on the other hand is just too much? Most people engage in some form of sexual activities in their daily lives. Some people thrive for sex or a mate anyways, get an education, good job, nice house and car just to impress the opposite sex. I hope most people don’t thrive to achieve, in order of violence, hate and all that is bad. I am not saying we need to tone down the violence in games, just up the boobage.

In the beginning of gaming history, with the shitty graphics, it must have been hard to incorporate sexuality into the plot. One of the earliest moments of sex was in the Atari 2600 game Clusters Revenge. In said game, your are rewarded with some hot squaw action. Once Nintendo Entertainment System came out, sex and nudity was stricken for a while. This is were accidental porn was found in a wide variety of games. Lets not for get Mario and Peach, why else do you think Mario would risk his life and limb, if it wasn’t for that Peach ass. What about Link sleeping around on Zelda? We all know how the girl in town “restores” his health.

This obviously is just how perverts, like me, see games. This is nudity in games from the 80s and 90s. You really have to look for it and lots of times it goes unnoticed.  Japanese games have more then the North American games. I have seen some cocks in Japanese games. It slips through to North America as well, remember Rampage: World Tour? When the Lizzy character dies, she shrinks down to normal human size, naked. For a quick moment you can see her bits, nipples, bush and all. This also happens to the male characters of the game and you see virtual cock. I couldn’t believe this was missed by the ratings board in the first place, but even I missed it until it was pointed out to me.

Since the dawn of video games, there has been sexual related codes or mods for games. Like Ring of Power for SEGA Genesis. With a cheat code of holding down all three buttons and start, while restarting the system. You get Naughty Dog’s X rated logo. How about the Tomb Raider’s naked Lara patch or BloodRayne’s “JuggyDanceSquad” cheat, which increases the breast size of the main character. There is tons of games with nude mods, Max Payne, Tomb Raider, The Sims, World of Warcraft and Half life just to name a few.

Lets talk about 3DO, the game console with the lowest remembrance around. It was well known for it adult themed games. Vivid Interactive ( not a clue if there is any relation to Vivid Video) had a whole host of games.  “Sex” was a complete title for one of them, The Coven, Immortal Desires, Super Models Go Wild, Blonde Justice and Love Bites are some of the shitty games made on this good idea. Many of these games are just really bad soft core porn. In “Sex” the nudity is just nipples, the act of sex looks extremely fake. The girls are from the late 80s and early 90s. The hair is awful, and these girl are not sexy by today’s standards.

With Playstation new to the market, what kind of sexy themes can Sony dish out. Well one game that comes to mind is Fear Effect, mostly Fear Effect 2. There is a strong lesbian undertones, and there is a girl on girl scene in a elevator. This was a huge step for sexuality in video games. There is no nudity but you do see the girls in their underwear, even a shot of panties falling down calves. I was around 13 years old when this game came out and I pretty sure I stored the elevator scene in my spank bank.

With the evolution of media, on all fronts, porn was becoming more and more “hardcore” compared to the playboy of the 80s. Sex in advertisements were working good to sell products. Sex was everywhere, on TV, magazines and even video games. Old game ads for SEGA or Atari were full of giant texts explaining the processing powers and features of the console. Well at the turn of the millennium, advertisement changed a little, basic formula of place product close to an extremely attractive barely clad hottie. I’m sold. Games were adding sex appeal into many games now. The Dead or Alive ad campaign was as sexy as the game series, spawning spin off titles such as DOA Volleyball. Japanese games always had a little more race then ours, but Japan’s Sexy Beach series takes the cake. These games are made up of hot Japanese girls in the smallest swimsuits, as you play mini games involving giving “sun screen” bukkakes, or deep throating a popsicle. Oh Japan.

Today’s games are almost to my standards in the sex department. There is sex in a ton of games now and nudity is starting to appear in mainstream titles, with a lot less controversy. The public is still bitching, but really, watch some TV and tell me what you see. Video games are not just for kids anymore, we have grown up and so have games. There is a few adult game with a very grown up feel to them. One thing about being an adult is we have sex. Sex is less of a tactic to bring in male teens sales. Heavy Rain is a very good game targeting an adult audience, nudity is in the game quite a bit. The nudity isn’t the main part of the game but the non gamer world was in a up roar about it. Mostly with the stripper scene, even though there is a full blown interactive sex scene, as you control the undressing of Madison. The sex scene is very classy and you don’t see anything rude. In fact the sex scene in Indigo Prophecy is more graphic, you get to see some ass and a full shot of some steamy sex action.

We didn’t even mention PC games, I remember one of my first video game sex experiences was the strip club part in Duke Nukem 3D. You could flash some cash at a stripper and she would flash you tasselled titties. In exchange you could shoot her and she explodes in gore and cash. I am sure the up and coming Duke Nukem Forever game will deliver some good amounts of sex appeal. PC games could get away with a lot more then console games. I didn’t play many PC games so I can’t really get too deep into sex and PC games. Virtual Jenna is something I looked in to, it is really a porn game in the up most fashion. You are in the director’s seat, shooting a modern style porn. You control position, partners, toys and environments. I am big porn fan and found this game amazing. The graphics are decent but not great by today’s standard.

Well, there is so much more then what we talked about, but we did cover a brief history of the pervert moments in gaming. The beginning, when it was hidden or only slightly referenced, like the playboys you found under your dad’s bed as a young boy. Video games grew up the same time I did, and we were both had a serge of hormones at the same time. These were confusing times for both of us. Now that we are grown up, we have distinct tastes and fantasies. We are both more responsible and don’t get into as much trouble now. I am excited to see how the role of sex leads in the future of gaming.

I would do the one on the left

Sorry girls, there isn’t much in this for you. I did include some penis shots but really it isn’t sexy. I am curious of the female gamers mindset. They are a rare breed and you don’t meet many serious girl gamers. I would love there input on the subject. Well I believe that is all for now. Have fun gaming, just play it safe and wrap your tool, fool.    

P.S. Here are bunch of pictures I just can't fix in, enjoy.

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