Mojowijo!!!

WTF?

What you see above is the Mojowijo Attachment for the Nintendo Wii Controller. If you can't figure it out from the picture above, the attachment turns your Wii remote in a "body stimulation" device. To stop any confusion, it is a Vibrator and Masterbaitor or "stroker". The concept is that you download a program for your computer that can control the vibrations of the Wii via Bluetooth. I believe you need Skype or another similar program as well.

Really this has nothing to do with video games, other then it uses the the Bluetooth of a Wii remote. I have seen similar products at sex shops and expos but I really think this one could be successful. I was in a serious relationship, that was a long distance affair for the majority of it. I can't lie, with our sex drives, it was hard not to do anything for weeks. We tried phone sex but it wasn't very pleasing. Later, during our second long distance try, we tried fooling around on Skype, that was better. Still not the real thing.

These things can rape you.

Growing up, watching technology advance so quickly, I knew sooner then later, we would be fucking machines. The Mojowijo isn't the first robot like fuck machine around, hell dildos and vibrators have been around for ever. Now there are big scary robot like fuck machines, fake cyberskin female hind quarters and the infamous Fleshlight. Finally we are one step closer to never having personal contact with another human again.

On this topic, online dating, social networks and other ways to avoid human contact are exploding right now. That else is on the internet, you say? Porn, and lots of it. Porn is becoming interactive experience now, you can pay money to talk to live girls, and if with enough money they will give you a private show. If you try hard enough or want to watch guys jerking off you can visit Chatroulette and fool around with complete randoms. There is a few other video chat site that you can hook up with people. This is fucked, soon we will all stay at home and fuck ourselves. We won't need to be successful or popular to attract the opposite sex.

I do enjoy this new technology of video chatting, either it be Facetime on a Ipod or Skype. It is very cool to be able to make eye contact with a friend halfway across the world. Lots of times, when I was in that long distance relationship, I wish I could of seen her face on the phone. Even online gaming is doing well, I know on Playstation 3 you can have video and text chat with your friends. I am not sure if X-Box 360 has video chat but it voice messages are nice to have.

Back to the Mojowijo, I am sure guys are going to buy this the most. I can't see many women buying this, maybe couples though. I am still hopeful that it will be popular, might be the couple's Fleshlight. I might get one, not sure if I want a girl to find that shit in my closest or somewhere. Maybe she will have one at home too...

For more info go to Mojowijo's website, it should hit shelves this summer for some non fun sex, but better masterbaiting.