Just a little update.

I went shopping today, I wanted to price out a PSP Go. Maybe buy something new to play, but I didn’t get anything. I seen a PSP Go at the pawn shop in town for a hundred and fifty bucks. That is about fifty bucks cheaper then retail price.

My friend asked me to buy him a Playstation Dualshock 3 controller while I was in town. As I was paying, as was talk to the clerk at Gamestop about buy a PSP Go. He informed me that I should wait because there was a new PSP coming out and the PSP Go should drop a lot in price. That was good news for me, I really didn’t want to pay two hundred bucks for it. I really only want it because it supports skype. I am sure the new one does too, and I will probably want that one.

Is this what the new PSP will look like?

Been a collector now, I would want both and every version possible. Collecting has been fun but, not very easy. I am sure that coming with collecting anything. I would have liked to go to the pawn shop, but didn’t. I went into the city with a girl and felt like she wouldn’t like to watch me look through old video games. I did get to check out Gamestop and Wal-Mart but everything new is so expensive.

Tonight I have been testing out the Playstation 2, I bought. Lot of the games are not in good condition, and neither are the controllers. The controllers work but are not in good condition, one is taped together , the other raddles pretty good. The system on the other hand, looks new and doesn’t show signs of wear and tear.  I will let you know how that goes.

I finally played Mortal Kombat last night, I was a little drunk and stoned. I think that is sometimes, the best way to try a new games. I was very impressed, lots of homage to the original three. The levels looked great, the character look okay. I wasn’t too impressed with some of the costume choice, also there was some characters missing I wish I could of seen.

Lets be truthful, I was pretty drunk, and did a lot of hot knives. I seen that the girl who lived at the place we were partying at, had a Super Nintendo. We decided to play Killer Instinct, Classic. After some turbo rounds and getting my ass handed to me. We starting comparing it to Mortal Kombat. The girl’s boyfriend said that they had Mortal Kombat, and we could play it if I could find. The only next logical step seem to be to have a shotgun race and another hot knife.

Now more inebriated, I figured I would never find the game. There was like fifty games and blu-rays flipped upside down on the floor. It sounded like they couldn’t find it in a while, plus there was a ferret and a cat wrestling on the floor on top of them. The stars must have been in line, because it was the first game I picked up.

It was surprisingly good from the start. Going back to the 2D side scroller, in my opinion was a good idea. Every character was unique and had there own style. It fighting system was cool, you fill up a meter for special attacks, will as cool as shit X ray combo. The original special attacks are there like, down, forward punch, up, down, kick, etc. The controls are a little different then I would have imagine, but easy to learn.

The best part was the fatalities. Fuck they were good. Most of them were pretty original, a few were lame. A lot of gore and brutal carnage, what more can you ask for? I didn’t get to check out anything, except two player versus, and some challenge mode. I know there is tons of stuff to do, and I have heard good things about it. There seemed to be a few unlock able characters, and playing as Kratos was pretty fucking cool.

There is no doubt about it this game is on my wish list,. I really want this game, but I am more into spending fifty bucks on entire collection of older games, then one new game or accessory. Anyways, go out and get Mortal Kombat if you are a fan of the series. I think it is one of the best one since in a long time.          

My New PS2 Games

Okay, there is a lot to go through first lets go through the racing games I got, since there is a lot of them.

• ATV Off-Road Fury 2
• Spy Hunter 2
• L.A. Rush
• Ridge Racer V
• FreakStyle
• Super Truck Racing
• Suzuki Super Bikes
• Sled Storm
• Stuntman
• Corvette
• Need for Speed: Carbon
• Gran Turismo 4

I am not a huge racing game fan, but there is a few good ones there, like L.A. Rush, Need for Speed and Gran Turismo 4. I guess the kids where racing fans. The shittiest ones look like Super Truck Racing and Suzuki Super Bikes. I actually played Super Bikes before and puked in my mouth a bit. Then next biggest category is movie games.

• LEGO StarWars
• LEGO StarWars
• Stitch Experiment 626
• Cars
• Chicken Little
• The Haunted Mansion
• Madagascar
• Robots
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
• Over the Hedge
• Scooby-Doo: Night of 100 Frights
• Ratatouille
• Transformers: The Game
• Spider-Man 2
• Spider-Man 3
• Ultimate Spiderman

I don't know why there is so many of these games, I guess they were kids' games at one point. This is longer then the first, I wasn't going to add the last four games to the list because there are, a little more grown up movies. Lots of these games I would never consider to buy. Maybe the Spider-Man games I played an ok one and the only game I was really excited for was Ultimate Spiderman. Lie I said in the last post it wasn't in the case, an old Spiderman game was in it, for original Playstation. Next up are action adventure;

• Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
• Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
• Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
• Sly Cooper and the Thieves Raccoonus
• DragonBall Z: Budokai 2
• Turok: Evolution 

Almost done, I know DragonBall Z shouldn't be there but it was the only fighting game in the pile. To tell you the truth, I have never been a huge fan of the GTA series. I like going around fucking shit up, but I found the mission to annoying and difficult. Budokai 2 and the other DragonBall Z games rock, one of my favorite fighting games. Crash and Sly Cooper, aren't really my kind of games. I have played them though, and they are not too bad, just grew out of them. I am going to bunch the next to categories together, War games and Sports. I also got two JamPack, compilation of demos but who cares about them.

• SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals
• SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals
• Medal of Honor: Frontline
• Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
• ESPN NHL 2K5

Well that is all of them. I like SOCOM, but not a huge fan of Medal of Honor series. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 was only of the last of that series I played religiously. After that is just got to crazy and weird, plus the kids online where way to good. I remember when you completed for high score between your personal friends. Now any kid can whoop you online, no fun. For 50 bucks, I think I got a good deal.

Game on friends, goodbye.

Playstation 2

Sorry, everyone, I know it has been awhile. I have been working a shit ton lately, haven't had much time to play video games. I did buy a Playstation 2 Slim a couple controllers and 43 games for 50 bucks. I wasn't going to buy it at first, I was told one system and 20 games. Once I seen it on my kitchen with 43 games, well 45 but two games were missing, I couldn't resist. It works out to just over a dollar an item.

I went to play Ultimate Spiderman, I remember that one been good, plus I am a Spiderman fan. I inserted the game and started it up. It looked out and pretty shitty graphics, it was glitchy and need to be cleaned. I took it out and realize it was Spiderman for the original Playstation. I played it a bit and tried a PS2 game. They don't work on my Playstation 3! I was shocked, I have played PS2 games on PS3 before. I looked into it a bit and apparently, you can old Playstation 2 games on the original Playstation 3 models. Lame but I do have a Playstation 2, but it would have been a lot easier to play those games on my PS3.

It is a little fucked that original Playstation games work fine, need to find a bunch those games. I also didn't get a memory card, so I can't save the games. Not like I am going to play them anyways, a couple are good. There is new way better games out right now, can't waste time playing a game like Super Truck Racing. The three controllers I bought were in rough shape. It was a couple of kid's collection that I bought and we know how kids treat shit. They are held together by electrical tape and one has a raddle. A mint condition controller is a pretty good find.

Well I should go, got to work another ten hour shift in seven hours. I am too fucking lazy to proof read, for this, I apologize. Tomorrow I will post a complete list of games I bought, and what I think. They is a few I like and am excited for. There is also a bunch of complete shit games there. Peace out kids, I need to sleep now.  

Mojowijo!!!

WTF?

What you see above is the Mojowijo Attachment for the Nintendo Wii Controller. If you can't figure it out from the picture above, the attachment turns your Wii remote in a "body stimulation" device. To stop any confusion, it is a Vibrator and Masterbaitor or "stroker". The concept is that you download a program for your computer that can control the vibrations of the Wii via Bluetooth. I believe you need Skype or another similar program as well.

Really this has nothing to do with video games, other then it uses the the Bluetooth of a Wii remote. I have seen similar products at sex shops and expos but I really think this one could be successful. I was in a serious relationship, that was a long distance affair for the majority of it. I can't lie, with our sex drives, it was hard not to do anything for weeks. We tried phone sex but it wasn't very pleasing. Later, during our second long distance try, we tried fooling around on Skype, that was better. Still not the real thing.

These things can rape you.

Growing up, watching technology advance so quickly, I knew sooner then later, we would be fucking machines. The Mojowijo isn't the first robot like fuck machine around, hell dildos and vibrators have been around for ever. Now there are big scary robot like fuck machines, fake cyberskin female hind quarters and the infamous Fleshlight. Finally we are one step closer to never having personal contact with another human again.

On this topic, online dating, social networks and other ways to avoid human contact are exploding right now. That else is on the internet, you say? Porn, and lots of it. Porn is becoming interactive experience now, you can pay money to talk to live girls, and if with enough money they will give you a private show. If you try hard enough or want to watch guys jerking off you can visit Chatroulette and fool around with complete randoms. There is a few other video chat site that you can hook up with people. This is fucked, soon we will all stay at home and fuck ourselves. We won't need to be successful or popular to attract the opposite sex.

I do enjoy this new technology of video chatting, either it be Facetime on a Ipod or Skype. It is very cool to be able to make eye contact with a friend halfway across the world. Lots of times, when I was in that long distance relationship, I wish I could of seen her face on the phone. Even online gaming is doing well, I know on Playstation 3 you can have video and text chat with your friends. I am not sure if X-Box 360 has video chat but it voice messages are nice to have.

Back to the Mojowijo, I am sure guys are going to buy this the most. I can't see many women buying this, maybe couples though. I am still hopeful that it will be popular, might be the couple's Fleshlight. I might get one, not sure if I want a girl to find that shit in my closest or somewhere. Maybe she will have one at home too...

For more info go to Mojowijo's website, it should hit shelves this summer for some non fun sex, but better masterbaiting.

Bad Night

Okay fuck, now I am pissed off. I just got off work, I can’t find any weed. No luck after nine at night in this fucking backwards hick town. If I want crack or coke or something terrible, no problem. Harmless weed on the other hand, no way. After that, I needed a drink, guess who was at the bar? Fucking no one. Not a single person. So I had a drink, and left.

At home, of course the first thing I did was checked if Playstation Store was back up. No dice, it is still down. How much longer? I haven’t been able to find any information online about the status of the Playstation Store and other Sony online services. To top it off, there is fucking no one online right now. Oh well probably just play some Call of Duty and scrape some resin.   

When will the store be back?

So I just got home from work, and the fucking store is still down. They said it would only be a few days after the online play is back up, for the store to be back. Well it is still not up and running and I feel like I am missing out. I know there has been a couple Playstation Network only games have been released during this outage. I really just want to be able to spend my hard earned money on some Sony games. Well you are missing out on some cash, Sony.